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from Sweden
Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, the well-dressed man from Stockholm takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer's field, and the farmer claims it. Since both want it, the farmer suggests settling the dispute with an old fashioned hick-kick. "I kick you as hard as I can in the crotch, then you do the same to me," he explains. "Whoever screams the least gets the bird."
The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the man's privates, and he collapses to the ground. Twenty minutes later, when he finally manages to stand, he gasps, "My turn."
"Nah," says the farmer, turning away. "You can keep the duck."


from Germany
Wandering around a fairgrounds, a man enters a fortune-teller's tent for a laugh. "I see you're the father of two," says the seer, gazing into her crystal ball. "Ha! That's what you think," says the man scornfully. "I'm the father of three."
"Ha!" says the fortune-teller. "That's what you think."

[08] Pokemon

[80] Dinosaur King

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xposted on pokemon and dino_slash :D

Ok so Kotone's official English name is Lyra

Some people thought of Lyra Belacqua, but secretly my mind was moving in a whole different direction...



RNR1!Geo and Silver could be emo bros, and Mega would probably get along with rambunctious manga Gold (Tho Lan is a better fit for him they could totally have roller races)

I think Geo would start with Chikorita rather than the main-character Cyndaquil though, he's kind of a pansy. Mega would start with Totodile because it has teeth and is totally hardcore and my favorite, but he wouldn't get to pick a Pokemon because he is an alien and also from a completely different series

Welcome to my friends' list, folks from the fandomsecrets friending meme! I didn't lie when I said it was all memes and short blurbs... someday the memes will be actual journal ones that help us get to know each other, but for now let's just party!

the pokémon meme


got two shiny pichus at gamestop yesterday! too bad my copy of soulsilver wouldn't work, totally defeats the point!! but two is better than one or none lol and i still have my japanesu one

I spent today babysitting my friend's four-year-old brother.



As we stood in the snow, he suddenly stopped breaking icicles and said "Let's listen to the sound of raindrops."

I spent thirty seconds breathing in, listening to nature, and marveling at the beauty of youth...

after that half-minute, he said, "Now let's go inside and play blocks, because I hate the sound of raindrops."

help_haiti

A fandom-wide auction where you can trade your fic, graphics, arts, and miscellaneous skills in return for donations to the effort to assist Haiti after their earthquake. And donate yourself while purchasing some internet goodies!


_{I have a thread up in the lightning round for really short ficlets:
http://community.livejournal.com/help_haiti/2706.html?thread=150418#t150418}

This year is gonna be great.

2009? I went to Mori no Ike which was a wonderful experience and it was even ME no ike haha, though there was no Showa. :( Made some good friends this year. Got to meet Veronica Taylor. Thurop Facebook friended Kyosei! Learned more dinosaur names than I ever have in my life. Learned how much some people care about me. Learned how little some people care about others. Have better grades than I have gotten in a long time. Probably did lots of other stuff I now forget about. Kyosei and I have been spending time together more frequently (even if I am still the single lamest most awkward person ever IT'S OKAY because we have so much fun, see, pep talk!!) I've gotten more voice roles lately, which is a sign that I'm improving. I also love the fun times I've had this year - Luckeh, Fred, Turd, Gyp, Dinky, HT in general was a blast even if I petered out months and months ago. HiH has been nothing but goodness and the amount of love in the lions' den makes me super happy - I love too many of you guys to list (because really if I tried to I would forget someone and feel guilty FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.) The real life stuff has been scary, but I've grown and it's not that bad.

2010~!

-My aunt's begun helping me edit my nano from last year, about the musical folk, and I really love this story and I'm attacking it and taking it further!
-Gonna get a job! And my license! I really will!
-Hanging out with my konyakusha :D even though everyone thinks we're secret lesbian dating (OUR MOTHERS, OUR BEST FRIENDS, OUR SIBLINGS...lmao)
-FOLLOWING MY DREAMS! I'm going to enter senior year in the final segment of '010 and it's something I am ready for. I'll figure out my future! :)
-Doing good and saving the world! And well, having fun. :D

If anybody is wanting an account, I've got 25 Google Wave invites to give out!

It keeps getting faster!

Stuff like this is why I still love Poketwitter <3

Poketwitter stuff hahaha

( lai lai lai )

Sorry for double memespampost, flist.



( Booo...hahaha )

Hey guys comment to this post with "Go, Triceratops - ROAR!" and I'll give you 5 questions to post on your journal. Explain the rules in your post too.

( DINO SLASH! )


As usual, visit the for Join dino_slash!

poke_frontier
Interested in a low-pressure yet fun challenge community? You also love Pokemon? Come join Pokemon Frontier! We're a challenge community featuring such things as puzzles, trivia, and luck games that give points. Everyone is divided into teams to rack up points. We're brand new, and everyone's welcome!

The Hoenn region is in need of more team members, so you Hoenn members are very much welcome!

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i'd rather have hih points lol BUT THIS IS GONNA BE FUN

YOU SHOULD JOIN
AND BE IN HOENN, IT MAY BE THE LAMEST REGION BUT IN THIS GAME IT WILL RULE HARDCORE HONTO HONTO I SWEAR DES-U

also dino_slash LOL JOIN DINOSAURS

hay guys instead of studying in chinese or english class i doodle a LOT because my two very best pokemon/internet stuff buddies are in this class so i have like a million notecards doodled on every day i decided to share some with the internet in small batches, esp. since i am drawing pokemons for a couple people on like two different forums and a comm right now

( piscsrs picshurs pictures )

just a lot of mini pics of hunter j shamelessly lifted from serebii.net
possible spoilers

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this is temporary to show how awesome she is

SORRY PORTION OF FLIST WHO DOESN'T CARE

my anime stereotype

ps dino_slash oops